Halloween Costume Ideas.

You can thank me later.

  1. Controlling white guy with Asian girl friend whose hand he grips tightly at all times.
  2. My muffin top.
  3. Regret.
  4. Ferret owner/collector
  5. A hammer toe.
  6. Natural Childbirth
  7. Bob Dylan circa 2012
  8. The look on my face when the boys won’t stop talking.
  9. 17-18 year old girl. Costume requires: skirt that ends at the tip of vagina. Top that just barely covers nipples. Also, wearer must squat slightly while arching back at all times, and also pucker lips.
  10. Seth Green
  11. Untreated Yeast infection
  12. Josh Hartnett.
  13. Fans of Tiffany.
  14. Baby with eczema.
  15. Big scary guy on tiny bike.
  16. Phlegm.
  17. Low talker.
  18. Creepy middle aged white guy that hasn’t been exposed to light in years.
  19. That dove that cries in that Prince song.
  20. A whittler.
  21. Professional clogger.
  22. The Funky Bunch.
  23. Ruddy complected alcoholic.


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6 responses to “Halloween Costume Ideas.

  1. Kath

    I have to ask, is Seth Green considered a douche in the US? It’s interesting that 17-18 year old girls dress the same the world over. I think that one’s a goer. Thanks Sarah, as always!

  2. Jill

    How about a bedbug infestation victim?

  3. Did you think of these???? They are very awesome!!!!

    • Sugar Snap Me

      I did. (Takes bow) and YES, I am responding now. After more than a year. I needed to think about my response apparently.

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